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~~Amber
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
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as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
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Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation
Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.
Excellent communications skills from chihuahua who hates baths
> What happens when you ask if he wants to take a bath outside?
> I love the subtle head shake at the end.
> Take the darn dog outside already!
> STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS!!
(Source: youtube.com)
usually
(Source: scagnetism)
bridezilla much?
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
my life is a lie.
“I used to be and adventurer like you, but then I got married.”
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
HOOOOLY SHIT
Why promote a company but not add a link?
Now that’s just cool.
this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs
(Source: ashleybreather)
